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nullrend 2021-11-14 02:16:59

facts-i-just-made-up:

chiribomb:

facts-i-just-made-up:

patruelesfratresomnes:

Actually, no joke, the marachino cherries you put on sundaes really aren’t red. They’re made from cherries like the Queen Anne variety, which are yellow and pink. They are dyed red.

Yes. With the blood of ferrets.

Fact I didn’t just make up, it’s often with insect-derived dyes, which is why some brands are not kosher.

Ferrets are the largest known insect.

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autumn-haunted: tentativenewtype: requiemjesta: fuckfacemcgilli…

autumn-haunted:

tentativenewtype:

requiemjesta:

fuckfacemcgillicuddy:

swagdeddy:

i would literally never play this game again if that happened to me

What the fuck just happened?

A slaughter.

The strategy is called FEAR. Basically, the Ratata has a focus Sash on, so when the enemy hits the level 1 Ratata, it’ll survive with one HP left. The Ratata uses Endeavor on that turn, which brings the opponent’s HP to 1 too. Unless the enemy also has a Speed ignoring move, Ratata’s quick attack will go first, chipping that last HP off. FEAR is generally understood as Focus sash Endeavor, quick Attack Ratata, but could also be known by Fucking Evil Attack Ratata.

People really out here not knowing about FEAR, smh

For the longest time I thought FEAR was the video game series.

We were so, so very wrong.

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curlyhumility: firew0man: demeaniac: medieisme: harbourseal: abaratianinthehereafter: trxye-an…

curlyhumility:

firew0man:

demeaniac:

medieisme:

harbourseal:

abaratianinthehereafter:

trxye-and-txlly:

hullaballoons:

valiantparadox:

hullaballoons:

HELP I ACCIDENTALLY STARTED A PRESIDENTIAL CONSPIRACY

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I MADE THIS WEBSITE LIKE 6 YEARS AGO ITS FAKE

EVERYTHING ON IT IS FAKE

I MADE IT ALL UP

AND NOW??????? 

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I DID THIS????? THIS VERIFIED FB WOMAN WANTED TO BELIEVE JAMES BUCHANAN THE 15TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES REALLY RAISED PYGMY GOATS IN THE WHITE HOUSE ROSE GARDEN??????

AND NOW??????????

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SOMEONE HAS PUBLISHED IT?????????????????????? IT COSTS REAL MONEY???????????? NONE OF THE FACTS ARE REAL SOMEONE HELP ME

someone made a prezi

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someone informed a classroom that James Buchanan was first choice over Sacagawea

I know it’s so bad like how did this happen I just cannot believe

All I can say is that I couldn’t ask for a better representation of the American education system tbh

Okay but like…Gail Collins is not just a “verified Facebook woman”. She’s a columnist for the New York Times.

You literally trolled over a million people.

I A M D Y I N G

oh god, this is fantastic.

history is written by shitposters

Historians are gonna be so confused in a few decades.

Reblogging to encourage skepticism and responsible information sharing, because good grief people.

This also means OP is a published author.

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gardenoffish: calamitouserebus: writing-prompt-s: You’re teleported to 44 BCE Rome in your…

gardenoffish:

calamitouserebus:

writing-prompt-s:

You’re teleported to 44 BCE Rome in your everyday street clothes. You’re brought before Caesar and he believes you might be from the future, hoping to bring him fortune. One day he questions you, asking “How Do I Die?”

“Surrounded by friends”

Ceasers as he’s getting stabbed and remembers:

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takemetotheenterprise: revassez: startrekrenegades: admiralamot…

takemetotheenterprise:

revassez:

startrekrenegades:

admiralamott:

Tribbles have picked the wrong man to mess with

[[*TNG theme song plays*

*Patrick Stewart runs outside and shouts* YOU MOTHERFCKERS ARE GONNA KILL ALL MY LILIES *shoots guns twice* PEST CONTROL!

*TNG theme song*]]

Best. Thing. Ever.

I can’t express how to ecstatic I am to find this video again in the depths of tumblr. It might be one of my favourite posts

Make it so there’s no pests.

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staff: gaitwae: staff:It’s World Sleep DayLog off. Go back to bed. @staff​ why are you putting…

staff:

gaitwae:

staff:

It’s World Sleep Day

Log off.

Go back to bed.

@staff​ why are you putting this message out at 10:04 am on a friday?

@staff​ this is weirder than flavortown.

Because it’s World Sleep Day! Not World Sleep Night. Please, everyone. Stop posting.

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Someone should do a Dungeons and Dragons campaign where the final boss is a giant Elder Dragon. A…

Someone should do a Dungeons and Dragons campaign where the final boss is a giant Elder Dragon. A dragon so big you actually have to fight its fleas, the size of wolves, on your way to its head.

Then it turns out it’s being a menace because it’s got cavities in its teeth. Off you go to play dentist.

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damianwaynerocks: iroh: once, i told zuko that he needs to work on his inter turmoil. he screamed…

damianwaynerocks:

iroh: once, i told zuko that he needs to work on his inter turmoil. he screamed at me that he had no such inner turmoil, and then proceeded to go to a cliff during a thunderstorm to scream at God to strike him with lightning

phantoms-lair:

Okay, but you’re missing the best part of this.

silverscreenx:

fefeman:

I’m still stuck at the “batman has adoption papers in his utility belt”.

jess-the-werefox:

*Zuko fighting the Joker*

J: “wan na kno w h ow i go t thes e sc ar s”

explorerrowan:

Zuko: Do you mind if I wear this blue demon mask?

damianwaynerocks:

ok but if bruce wayne somehow came upon zuko fresh out of banishment he would lose his mind.

black hair? check. bad parent(s)? check. trauma? double check.

bruce: how’d you get your scar?

zuko: my dad got mad at me for saying that killing people is wrong so he lit my face on fire and banished me.

bruce, vibrating with excitement, already pulling adoption papers from his utilility: that’s terrible. how do you feel about capes.

Bruce: *sniff, tear in his eye* Not at all.

Z: *rips off mask* i don’t give a fuck

“Quick, it’s time to use the Bat-adoption papers!”

Bat-option papers

Alfred and Iroh complimenting each other on tea while they discuss their overly dramatic children.

alfred: master bruce and i have that interaction at least three times per week.

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