Privacy Policy

Who we are

Our website address is: but it has lived in the site has lived at other domains and been hosted by a variety of entities. But during this entire time it has remained under our (lack of?) control for a long time. You no steal.

What personal data we collect and why we collect it


We have awstats and goaccess to look at server logs (Apache COMBINED format) and we use a couple of plugins for spam. Nothing complicated but if you don’t like it why are you using facebook?

A hash of your email address may be provided to the Gravatar service to see if you are using it. The Gravatar service privacy policy is available here: After approval of your comment, your profile picture is visible to the public in the context of your comment.


You no hotlink.

Contact forms

We may be contacted via email at nullrend at this domain.


If you leave a comment on our site you may opt-in to saving your name, email address and website in cookies. These are for your convenience so that you do not have to fill in your details again when you leave another comment. These cookies will last for one year.

If you visit our login page we’ll put you on our shitlist unless you’re staff. And you’re not.

Embedded content from other websites

Posts on this site will often include embedded content (e.g. videos, images, articles, etc.). Embedded content from other websites behaves in the exact same way as if the visitor has visited the other website. We try to avoid using their actual embed codes but we’re lazy.

These websites will collect data about you, use cookies, embed additional third-party tracking, and monitor your interaction with that embedded content, including tracking your interaction with the embedded content if you have an account and are logged in to that website. So block that shit on your own.


Who we share your data with

Fucken no one.

How long we retain your data

Basically>Basically forever. Anything you upload to the Internet stays up foverer, didn’t you know?

If you leave a comment, the comment and its metadata are retained indefinitely so we can watch for you posting comments and let you through faster.

If you want to register, email us.

What rights you have over your data

If you have an account on this site, or have left comments, you can request to receive an exported file of the personal data we hold about you, including any data you have provided to us. No promises on it though. You can also request that we erase any personal data we hold about you. This does not include any data we are obliged to keep for administrative, legal, or security purposes.

Where we send your data

Nowhere else. Visitor comments may be checked through an automated spam detection service (Akismet) because fuck spammers.

Your contact information

Additional information

How we protect your data

Regular Linux/Web Server/Database hardening, but we make no promises.

What data breach procedures we have in place

Nuke everything, reinstall from backup.

What third parties we receive data from

Hosting company for this her server.

What automated decision making and/or profiling we do with user data

No gods, no masters, only chaos.

Industry regulatory disclosure requirements

This site is for us to complain about stuff. You either like it or don’t.