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ok here’s one
Super strong when he needs to be (?)
Excellent addition!
Add “adoptive dads”!
SO! TRUE!
WAIT
Has identical nephews with rhyming names!
unlocking a conspiracy they’re actually the same character
Donald is Popeye’s fursona
nullrend 2022-08-22 23:00:17 Read More »
ok here’s one
Super strong when he needs to be (?)
Excellent addition!
Add “adoptive dads”!
SO! TRUE!
WAIT
Has identical nephews with rhyming names!
unlocking a conspiracy they’re actually the same character
Donald is Popeye’s fursona
nullrend 2022-08-22 23:00:17 Read More »
me when we start eating billionaires and i have to kill gomez addams
Gomez and Morticia, telling us where they store the spare guillotines so we can go after Jeff Bezos after we finish with them.
Look, I know we don’t want to admit that our heroes can be flawed, but this isn’t just people baselessly picking a rich person and saying they’re a billionaire.
Don’t hold back. Gomez will respect the revolutionary fire burning in your heart!
The Addams would bring the guillotines for the other billionaires, give away literally all their money and then still ASK for executions because it’s been so long since they had a good beheading in the family
honestly, you’d break his heart if you said you WEREN’T planning on sticking his head in a guillotine. morticia, too. they’d be upset at the special treatment, too, but mostly they really want to be executed gruesomely as they stare lovingly into each other’s eyes as their heads are separated from their bodies, and we need to respect that.
nullrend 2022-08-03 10:38:30 Read More »
me when we start eating billionaires and i have to kill gomez addams
Gomez and Morticia, telling us where they store the spare guillotines so we can go after Jeff Bezos after we finish with them.
Look, I know we don’t want to admit that our heroes can be flawed, but this isn’t just people baselessly picking a rich person and saying they’re a billionaire.
Don’t hold back. Gomez will respect the revolutionary fire burning in your heart!
The Addams would bring the guillotines for the other billionaires, give away literally all their money and then still ASK for executions because it’s been so long since they had a good beheading in the family
honestly, you’d break his heart if you said you WEREN’T planning on sticking his head in a guillotine. morticia, too. they’d be upset at the special treatment, too, but mostly they really want to be executed gruesomely as they stare lovingly into each other’s eyes as their heads are separated from their bodies, and we need to respect that.
nullrend 2022-08-03 10:38:30 Read More »
Me: *Walks by a smoker*
Me:
Imagine having lungs that can’t deal with some smoke
Imagine smelling like shit literally all the time
I thought you guys were talking about like… a meat smoker. Like a large grill for meats. I was so concerned as to why everyone in the comments was so up in arms at people having a BBQ that I forgot cigarettes were even a thing.
nullrend 2022-08-02 22:56:21 Read More »
Me: *Walks by a smoker*
Me:
Imagine having lungs that can’t deal with some smoke
Imagine smelling like shit literally all the time
I thought you guys were talking about like… a meat smoker. Like a large grill for meats. I was so concerned as to why everyone in the comments was so up in arms at people having a BBQ that I forgot cigarettes were even a thing.
nullrend 2022-08-02 22:56:21 Read More »
“you look tired” well the torment is relentless and the horrors never cease
nullrend 2022-07-27 11:17:35 Read More »