Import basic contact information into Google Contacts quickly
I just fucken spent a fucken hour and a half trying to import some fucken data into fucken Google Contacts cos it’s a piece of pigshit.
There are multiple guides on the web on how to import data into it and most are fucken failures. This is what you need:
In text form, as a CSV:
Given Name,Family Name,E-mail 1 - Value,Phone 1 - Type,Phone 1 - Value,Organization 1 - Type,Organization 1 - Name First Name,Last Name,email@example.com,Mobile,1-000-0000000,unknown,Company Name
In a nice tabulated table. It’s in code cos my fucken markdown plugin doesn’t understand markdown tables
|Given Name|Family Name|E-mail 1 - Value |Phone 1 - Type|Phone 1 - Value|Organization 1 - Type|Organization 1 - Name| |First Name|Last Name |firstname.lastname@example.org|Mobile |1-000-0000000 |unknown |Company Name |
And here’s an actual CSV file you can download so you can plug your data into it: google-contact-quickstart.csv: Google Contacts Quickstart CSV.
They should use their much-vaunted AI might and quantum supremacy to fix one of the most basic things companies need to do all over the fucken planet instead of trying to figure out how yoke everyone into their FLoC pigshit without having to threaten ultraviolence on them.
I’d probably have spent less time importing contacts one by one but at least now I know how to do it in bulk and have it work.
Seriously google, get fucked.