Should see improvement in 3 years or so

‘k, so:

Microsoft made Windows 7 boot up faster; it works until you kipple it up. Windows 8 is looking real good too.

Apple has kept OS X booting up quickly, unless you kipple it up.

Linux is cleaning up its act, with the major distros having a race to the bottom. They work until you kipple them up.

Computers are booting faster than ever, for real this time. It’s something all players are trumpeting. Hell, even the end users notice the changes

So why does my phone take five minutes to load when I haven’t installed any apps on it? Both Android and iOS take longer than my 5 year old laptop to boot up.