hotgirlhotguyhotpocket:literally why the hell are toilets still so loud it is 2015 and i have to…

hotgirlhotguyhotpocket:

literally why the hell are toilets still so loud it is 2015 and i have to wake up the entire house if my bladder decides to sacrifice its contents to the porcelain gods in the middle of the night they have invented quiet vacuums just in case you feel the need to suck up some damn dirt at 3 am but i have never heard a toilet that doesn’t sound as loud as a volcanic eruption my goodness #endloudtoilets2k15

Reblogged in the middle of the night after the porcelain demigod has been loud.

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