iroh: once, i told zuko that he needs to work on his inter turmoil. he screamed at me that he had no such inner turmoil, and then proceeded to go to a cliff during a thunderstorm to scream at God to strike him with lightning
Okay, but you’re missing the best part of this.
I’m still stuck at the “batman has adoption papers in his utility belt”.
*Zuko fighting the Joker*
J: “wan na kno w h ow i go t thes e sc ar s”
Zuko: Do you mind if I wear this blue demon mask?
ok but if bruce wayne somehow came upon zuko fresh out of banishment he would lose his mind.
black hair? check. bad parent(s)? check. trauma? double check.
bruce: how’d you get your scar?
zuko: my dad got mad at me for saying that killing people is wrong so he lit my face on fire and banished me.
bruce, vibrating with excitement, already pulling adoption papers from his utilility: that’s terrible. how do you feel about capes.
Bruce: *sniff, tear in his eye* Not at all.
Z: *rips off mask* i don’t give a fuck
“Quick, it’s time to use the Bat-adoption papers!”
Bat-option papers
Alfred and Iroh complimenting each other on tea while they discuss their overly dramatic children.
alfred: master bruce and i have that interaction at least three times per week.